Frankenisms

First posted 15 April 2006 in Frankenstein, now deleted
Image from The Dark Side who captions it ‘Suffering City’ (flickr.com/)

(1) If it's impossible, it's love.
(2) Hate hits back.
(3) Cry and cry again.
(4) Learn from your mistakes – nobody else will.
(5) If you grab, it becomes slippery.
(6) Two roads don’t make a right.
(7) When you're doing badly, you can't quit.
(8) Laziness is when you don't.
(9) Numbers don’t count – people do.
(10) Don't quit – rather, stop awhile.
(11) If anything can go wrong, you will.
(12) You see more if you don’t look.
(13) A one-word lesson from gardeners? Diversity.
(14) Learn from your mistakes – nobody else will.
(15) Two roads don’t make a right.
(16) Numbers don’t count – people do.
(17) If anything can go wrong, you will.
(18) Truth is just around the corner – don’t cut.
(19) I shrink, therefore I am.
(20) All the world’s a stage – if you’re acting.
(21) The moral of the fable is? Folk wisdom.
(22) The first mistake is not to try.
(23) Peace is May, War is Might.
(24) Google Earth shows it’s a small world.
(25) When you smile, you smile to yourself.
(26) 50% of the world hates. Love 100%.
(27) You create your own thoughts.
(28) To think creatively, don’t think.
(29) How do you translate a poem? With heart.
(30) How do you stop the rain? You don’t.
(31) Divided we stand, united we fall.
(32) I thank, therefore I am.
(33) What makes great writing? Great thinking.
(34) What triggers a viral attack? A weak body.